Mysterious immigrant Donaldo Trumpador crosses US border and promises revolution
The immigration crisis at the US-Mexico border just got a lot more complicated.
A mysterious wanderer crossed the border into New Mexico, leading a small band of followers and promising a revolution that would overthrow the Biden administration.
“Joe Biden is an idiot,” remarked Donaldo Trumpador, in surprisingly fluent English. “He has no idea what he’s doing when it comes to illegal immigration. See how easily I waltzed in here? Now if he had continued building that wall started by the other guy, we wouldn’t have this problem.”
Donaldo promised that if given the chance, he could fix the growing crisis at the border. “I have some pretty big ideas. Yuge. They’re the best ideas. If someone would give me a ride to the White House, I’d be happy to show Sleepy Joe what to do. And while I’m at it, I could just take over for him. A polite coup d’etat, if you will.”
Border Patrol agents were unsure what to do with the complete stranger. “I have a feeling this is a trick, but my hands are tied. We’re supposed to let them go free. Orders are orders, I guess,” remarked agent Tom Jordan. “But there’s something about this guy that I really like.”
