October 16, 2024

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As violent crime surges, AOC calls for fewer police

As the US sees a massive surge in violent crime, Democrats like AOC are calling for fewer police officers in an effort to make things more peaceful across the country.

“So, like, the reason we’re seeing all of this violence – which isn’t even really that bad if you look at it in context – is because of the ongoing oppression of the American people by the police. If we really want crime to go down, we need fewer police officers in the streets,” said AOC during a Squad rally to discuss the evils of white people.

Nancy Pelosi seemed to distance herself from AOC’s comments, rolling her eyes and mumbling about needing another bump of coke.

When told about the comments and asked for his opinion, Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer responded with “What the f&*#?”

1 thought on “As violent crime surges, AOC calls for fewer police

  1. Thanks to the Squad I have created a list of possessive pronouns: a vile of progressives, a scrotum of msm journos , an std of political careerist, a drone of demoncrats, a retch of republicans, a truth of TV journos, lastly a moist stool of celebrities. Love to my fellow readers (a cling).X

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