Biden recites the alphabet to prove his cognitive abilities
In a shocking blow to critics who say that he is mentally unfit to be president, Joe Biden went live from the White House last night to recite the alphabet — all the way from A to Z.
“There’s been a lot of talk about my mental state. I just wanted to take…to give you…I want to show the American people…ok…I’m doing just fine,” mumbled the president as he sat behind his desk in the Oval Office.
Biden started strong, nailing the first seven letters with ease. He stumbled a bit as he got to the more complicated part of the recitation, looked past the camera, and seemingly signaled for encouragement from his staff.
“If this doesn’t prove that he’s sharp as a tack, I don’t know what will,” declared Chief of Staff Ron Klain.
The risky move seemed to work, as many of Biden’s political enemies were dumbfounded by the stunt.
“I literally have no words,” quipped Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell.
Not to be outdone, Donald Trump announced he plans to sing the Star-Spangled Banner backward while holding sparklers and standing atop Mt. Rushmore during an impromptu July 4th celebration.
Just because Biden said the ABC dosen’t mean he could pass a cognitive test. My sister has been given two within a month apart and she could not get the same score twice in a row 14 out of 26 is not a good score. She will be 71 this year.
What the heck is Joe trying to sham prove? I could recite the ABCs from A to Z when I was five years old! Typical dem fake news attempt!
The problem is that he had to read the Alphabet! So Sad!
Try backward from Z to A