The White House has finally announced that Joe Biden will hold his first-ever public press conference after nearly 60 days...
The Pentagon (better known as "that outfit") recently announced its decision to extend the National Guard troop presence in DC...
A White House insider has revealed to CNN that every federal employee has legally changed their name to "that guy...
As the White House announced that the US would have enough Covid vaccine doses to treat all adults by late...
Americans awoke to yet another earthshattering controversy that threatens to undo our entire society. People were shocked to learn today...
Mass destruction was wrought upon the 2021 CPAC in Orlando, Florida after the Almighty poured out His wrath on the...
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President Joe Biden unveiled a new program to help fix the ongoing immigration crisis in the United States. "The Kages...
Senator Ted Cruz embarked on an official apology tour across Texas after getting caught trying to flee the state during...
Well, that didn't take long. Just a day after NASA's Perseverance rover landed on Mars to search for signs of...