October 16, 2024

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Quiz Time! Are you racist? Probably…

With racial tensions growing across the United States, we at the Daily Mimic decided now was a good time as any to help root out racists that didn’t even realize they were racists. If you’re not sure where you stand on the Racist/Not Racist spectrum, take the following quiz to find out how racist you actually are:

  1. Are you a member of a non-minority race?
  2. Have you ever dressed up as anything other than a police officer, firefighter, toilet paper mummy, witch, ghost, Mr. Rogers?
  3. Was apartheid a major issue in the late 80s-early 90s?
  4. Did you just Google “apartheid?”
  5. During the height of the Chicken Sandwich Wars, did you think Popeyes was a new establishment?
  6. Do you have a driver’s license?
  7. Have you ever, at any point in your life, said “I’m not racist?”
  8. Does 1+2 = 3?
  9. Did you have an opinion on the whole Aunt Jemima or Uncle Ben controversy?
  10. Do you watch television?
  11. Fill in the blank: The opposite of no is _______
  12. Are you American?
  13. Were you breathing the entire time you took this quiz?

Did you answer “yes” to any of the above questions? Congratulations, you’re probably racist. Go wallow in guilt you scum…

4 thoughts on “Quiz Time! Are you racist? Probably…

  1. Democrats are the ones that are pushing racism, discord and dividing this country. I fought for this country in Korea. We, on the front line we’re very disappointed when Truman fired General McAuther and gave away what we had won back to the communist. Now you see what we have in North Korea now. Not even God can help us if we cannot get Americans to think.

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